jack honey

Small shlong big balls. Fun in the bed with the homies, and loves bananas!!!!

Oh no jack honey is at it again!!! Watch out he might hit you with his balls

by Jack honey January 30, 2021

honey owl

When a girl talks to you at later hours insinuating that you might have a potential romantic future, but then never treats you like a potential mate or a sexual being

That girl wouldn't send me nudes, she's a real honey owl.

by gyrograss October 25, 2018

Honey Bro

Like a sugar daddy, but a bro that pays for everything when you go out.

“You gonna go out tonight?”
“I wasn’t but my honey bro came through.”

by Trophy Bro December 14, 2019

Honey O’clock

Time of day when the sexy ladies come out on the prowl making it ideal for men to find a honey

Bro 1: “Hey man, when are you going to the gym?”

Bro 2: “ Well, I wanna go at honey o’clock to see some ladies you know?”
Bro 1: “ oh I know”

by Dr.superwumbo September 2, 2018

snot honey

When you are really sick, like barfing, shitting, and dying sick, and you are so desperate for something, anything to relieve your misery, and your nose starts to run, and it tastes sweet-- that's snot honey.

Man, dude, I was dying last night with stomach flu or food poisoning. There was something evil in my guts, and right in the middle of it all, my nose was running, and damned if I wasn't tasting snot honey. I think the only reason I made it was 'cause that taste of snot honey made me realize I was actually still alive.

by D.B. Doghouse December 18, 2020

Honey Crisp

Visible dried pee at the mouth of a vagina

There was a lil' honey crisp, but Vren still went down on her

by Honey Crisper July 11, 2016

honey boss

They envy your lifestyle, they recognize your a boss and the women love you.

You are a fan of the honest disclosure mutually beneficial relationship model of honey dating and super curvy ladies.
You work hard, handle your business and play even harder and you always have a sexy young urban lady at your side with curves that bang.
You make no apology for spoiling her, providing an allowance for her time and taking her to nice luxury places because you can afford to do so.

Sometimes found in the company of one or more Tulips Envy Models. Because you got it like that.

Your a Real Man.
Your a honey boss to your Queen Bee and not a simp surgar daddy. You deal with real women and not whiners or crybaby sugar babies who feel their entitled to your money with unrealistic expectations.

You've evolved and own it.

I don't deal with salt daddies, only honey boss's. They know how to treat a woman with style!

As a honey boss, my girl is always taken care of and never has to worry about anything.

by Tulips Envy June 22, 2019