Home Buffet

the act of searching your kitchen for food that is
appealing to the appetite - so you lower your standards and repeat the search in lieu of dining out.

John said he didn't want to go out, as he was hitting the home buffet.

by Rye Lan January 14, 2013

I’m not home

The excuse that chey and I use in order to not give Jenna Galasso homework that she never does.

Jenna: can I have the math
Me+chey: I’m not home

by Lilbabypeep05 February 8, 2019

home ero

man and a women but the women has hobkers i mean badonkers. some real badankahonker but she also has a huge dick, a fat schlong, a most phallus, hard meat pole

boy1: i fucked this girl but it turns out she was home ero
boy2: whats that
boy1:a women but the women has hobkers i mean badonkers. some real badankahonker but she also has a huge dick, a fat schlong, a most phallus, hard meat pole.
boy2: oooh

by fat honkers November 13, 2018

Home wrecker

Someone who starts a relationship with someone they know is already in a relationship or married. She/he is most likely uglier than the main love and has nothing going for themselves. Home wreckers have low self esteem so they are easy. The first relationship is usually a relationship between two people living together and has kids together, legally married or not. The home wrecker doesn’t care about the boundaries she/he will cross. They don’t care about the innocent party in the relationship. She/he will purposely hurt that person with hopes of running her/him off so they can get the cheating partner for themselves. They don’t care about the children involved. If they do get the cheating partner, usually because the innocent person left, they then pretend to love the cheater, his/her children, and family. Home wreckers are incapable of true love. They are too selfish to love unconditionally. They are infatuated in “winning”. But they don’t understand that in this game, the winner is actually the loser.

Brittany is a home wrecker who was sneaking around with my husband for years. She would meet him on side roads for quickies.

by CheatersNeverWin December 23, 2019

Homely Hot

When they've definitely got some "off" things about them, but you just can't help being attracted anyway.

Bro 1: Bro, check out this girl I just met

Bro 2: Ooh okay, she's homely hot.

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Chick 1: Oh my gosh, have you met Brian?

Chick 2: Why, are you into him? I guess he's kinda homely hot...

by Culturism December 19, 2020

home rub

To masterbate or jerk off

Has anyone seen Mike?

I think he's in his room hitting a home rub....

Any plans tonight?
Probably just gonna go home after work and hit a home rub

by cr00kedjanders May 26, 2020

Home house

Irish term for the house one grew up in, in contrast to the house they now live in

He lives in a new house he built beside his home house

by papapyro April 17, 2020