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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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Heather

Can be an amazing trickster of a female! She loves to share stories, especially any anecdote about her ex-husband or previous relationships. She loves to stretch every pair of yoga pants to the brink of splitting, and also leaves a solid impression after staying as a houseguest. For example, makes a literal bloody mess in the bathroom, stashes rib bones in the kitchen sink and packs wads of her box-dyed hair in the couch cushions.

She's a truly memorable human who's biggest energy expenditure, aside from pretending to jog in the morning, is dedicated to entertaining men other than her partner, posting catfish-like filtered selfies, and gaslighting any person who questions her credibility or self-proclaimed fantasticness. A rare find indeed, handle with care and be prepared to change to contact information if you get more than loosely acquainted with this type of female.
Did you hear all thirteen stories Heather told about her ex-husband when she visited our parents last weekend?

New York Heathers are whore-ish assholes with bad skin.

Guy says, "Man, Heather was sleeping with another dude the whole last year she's been seeing me!"
Friend says, "Kinda saw that coming, her name is Heather, after all."
by GotchaBialol July 30, 2023
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got heathered

A person above one pay grade who is a supervisor. Befriends you as your boss. Encourages you to ask for help and assures you it’s okay to ask questions.
Also lies right to everyone’s face.
Dude , I got heathered yesterday, that bitch got me me fired. She encouraged me to take time earned off.
by Lisarn005 September 11, 2023
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Heather

Noun.

A promiscuous female with a tendency to lie, deceive, and cheat her way to gaining whatever she wants, without remorse.
Dude, what happened?

The bitch left me, took my PS5, right after fucking my roommate!

Damn, what a fucking Heather!
by IdntgivaFOX April 20, 2024
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Heather Prewitt

Heather Prewitt is strikingly beautiful, with an aura that captivates everyone around her. Her radiant smile illuminates the room, while her eyes hold a depth that seems to unveil the secrets of the universe. Her grace and elegance are unmatched, like a gentle breeze on a warm summer day. Heather's beauty isn't just skin deep; it emanates from her kind heart and compassionate soul, making her truly enchanting in every way.
“Did you see Heather Prewitt walk by? I almost fainted.”
by therealchanceadams April 25, 2024
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heather and Declan

Heather and Declan are a great match
by 1236!/£.& Han an a April 29, 2024
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Heather

If I were the Heather, I would entale you all the greatest definite of her, they are all scams except that one Heather. Any other Heather is, a bimbo, slut, addict, or manic. But, this only one of a Heather, was and still is, euphoric through the consistent portrayal of her ever-lasting life. Her mind is the fire from the start of life, and her heart will care on even all the smallest pieces of the unknown. Her body, timeless and, it will always stay immaculate. From her time of innocence, she was a walking divide between the eyes of any man, but in the ruthless dynamic of grade and persistence, she's the purest of us all. I would follow Heather through the ends of time to know that she was even so, my deity. Beyond lucrid antimony of genetics, I will always bereave in her name, at any point. Heather paved the brainbow, the lawn, and sooner you meet her, the closer opportunity to Good.
The God, female fore male, was Heather, purest of us all.
by Ifweallknewthewords22411 February 16, 2024
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