by Genx6969 October 27, 2019

While a normal Heather is someone fun and beautiful, 1 In 100 Heather's has a weird red mullet thing and never stops talking. This 1% of Heathers snowboards and digs ditches for hours.
by anonymous November 25, 2023

heather is an amazing girl with lots of secrets. she is very quiet but has a lot of nasty and mean thoughts about other people. If you know heather, keep her close she is a goof friend when you get to know her. but not close. she will kill you.
"omg, there's heather".
by thedeafqueen November 1, 2020

Heather: Means a hoe someone that is not care for anyone else. Only cares about herself. Will cheat on a guy. Also she will not care if she hurts your feelings. She will lead you on. And play you like she does her other exes.
by Yamicki October 27, 2019

The saying originated from Conan Gray’s song “Heather”, where he sings about watching the guy he likes be with some girl named Heather, and he says “ I wish I were Heather”. It’s like the DUFF of the friend group but the complete opposite. A Heather is the more pretty one, the more talented, the more smart, basically everyone wants to be Heather.
Bitch 1: bruh Kyla is definitely the Heather of the group
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
Bitch 2: I wish I were a Heather
Kyla: what are you guys talking about?
Bitch 1: oh we’re just talking about how ur Heather..
Kyla: ur fuckin lying... bitch no I’m not have you seen yourselfs?? Fuck it We’re all Heather
by Indiewhore101 September 25, 2020

condition where one has a lisp, needs diapers, needs to wear an eyepatch, gets diaper rash from pool water easily. Has the mind of an infant.
by babypiratesnapchat2 April 4, 2023
