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D.C hamster

A hairy set of balls (testicles)
Normally found on long haired

Oasis lovers
Hey I was working at the arena last night and dan got his balls out in darrens face.
Dan likes to call it the D.C hamster
by J.j.c.c February 24, 2021
mugGet the D.C hamstermug.

Hamster dildo

Its a hamster and a dildo put together.

It makes the hamster dildo. New invention
by Kinnythedildo September 26, 2017
mugGet the Hamster dildomug.

hamster smuggler

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020
mugGet the hamster smugglermug.

Hamster Man

The act of fucking a girl named Pressley
by shshshssh May 9, 2024
mugGet the Hamster Manmug.

thirsty hamster

When a guy lays on top of a car with a sun roof, sticks his penis through the sun roof of said car. While in the car a woman sucks on his penis like a hamster at a water bottle.
Does your car have a sun roof? Because I want to stick your dick like a thirsty hamster!
by Allie3283 February 21, 2024
mugGet the thirsty hamstermug.

Cum hamster

When a girl called Roma stores jamesys semen in her mouth instead of swallowing it.
Oh my god jamesy, I better store this for later”

Take off your clothes for this little cum hamster
by anonymous June 19, 2022
mugGet the Cum hamstermug.

Hamster doobie

That little rolled up toilet paper, often single ply, that's rolled up, resembles a little doobie, the size for a hamster and tucked between a woman's vaginal lips, ( labia).
I was about to go down on my girl when I realized she was packing a hamster doobie.
by StatDoc May 14, 2025
mugGet the Hamster doobiemug.

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