hamster stroke

An ill-defined feeling of sexual inadequacy. A concern that despite their sexual abilities and effort, they will not be able to satisfy their partner.

I was working all night to give my girl and orgasm, but I think i might have hamster stroke.

by LEE THE MYTH May 10, 2018

hamster smuggler

Gays who felch hamsters

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week

by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020

Thirsty Hamster

When a man lays belly down (naked) on the roof of a car with a sun roof, while the woman, or man (whichever way you swing) gives top from the front seat, paso or driver.

Damn bro. Just got some mad top in that birds car, thirsty hamster style.

by BigShlongSam April 10, 2024

I Sounded Hamster

When a person sounds cool or "gangster" while speaking.

S: Yeah, I get it.

A: Chill shit, yk?

A: I sounded hamster

by PandaManAlex November 29, 2021

Hamster

Evan Lerner

"I am Evan Lerner and im a hamster duh"

by EvanLerner123 December 1, 2023

Hamster sunroof

When a man lays across the roof of a automobile and hangs his member from the sunroof,meanwhile the occupant(s) drink from said member like a hamster in a cage drinking from the bottle

Man, Carrie gave me a hamster sunroof in my 1500 last night it was crazy, esp doing 45 in a 25.

by Sailorguy 85 March 6, 2024

hamster blowout

When three or more males tape a Hamster to a pole, then violently have sex with it .until it dies/falls apart

Dude, Hamtaro would be so great for a hamster blowout.

by shit on a shingle September 16, 2012