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hamster

my hamster ate my carrot
by LAZERBEAMFAN March 24, 2020
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Hamster sack

You've got a small hamster sack, Austin.
by ZackyZ May 27, 2015
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Hamstering

When a person with a penis positions themselves on the roof of a car, exposed from the waist down through the open sunroof so that the penis is hanging down through the sunroof and inside the car, and their partner inside the vehicle performs oral on the penis, all the while rubbing their hands together like a hamster would.

The name ‘hamstering’ comes from the resemblance to how a hamster drinks water through the metal spout of a bottle in its cage.
Beatrice: I had a totally hot date last night with Jarred, we hamstered for hours, just like they did in TITANIC! The car windows got really steamy, and I completely drained Jarred's balls.
Chloe: OMG Beatrice, I didn't know you were into Hamstering?! That is awesome! Call me next time, I'll hang out in the car with you!
by Lil' Brudder 88 July 23, 2025
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Hamster sunroof

When a man lays on top of the roof of a car and sticks his dick through the (open) sunroof and the woman essentially acts like a thirsty hamster or vice versa when a woman splits over the sunroof and then man eats that up from inside the car
Mark: yeah bro my girl sent me this tiktok about the hamster sunroof and let me tell you dude, you can’t knock till you try it, best nut ever
James: damn man I wish my girl would eat my meat like that
by Bawlsinyojawls February 21, 2024
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Thirsty Hamster

When someone with a penis lays on an open sunroof and the second person, who is inside the vehicle, performs oral.
When he won't lay on my sunroof and let me act like a thirsty hamster.
by Lordbeefington l February 21, 2024
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hamster smuggler

Those dirty hamster smugglers have killed 3 hamsters this week
by Kernowballbag November 25, 2020
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hamster-hider

the anal orifice of a male homosexual, also known as a faggot’s queer pussy, into which a small hamster is inserted to scurry around the disgusting fag’s G-spot and provide sexual stimulation to the excited homo
The sexy 16-year-old Str8 bully stopped working on his homework momentarily and glanced at his little faggot brother breathing heavily, moaning, and squirming around on his bed.

“It won’t be long now, fairy,” he addressed the 11-year-old gayboy, laughing at the poor pint-sized poof sobbing while getting all hot and bothered. “Ever since I shoved that lovable small rodent up your queer hamster-hider, it’s been busy nibbling on your G-spot, fag. In about ten seconds, you’re gonna have the craziest hands-free dry cum of your young life, little homo! Hahahahaha!”

Sure enough, as if on cue, the preteen phagget gasped then bucked and heaved once . . . twice . . . thrice, and finally collapsed on the bed, saying, “Thanks, bro! That was awwwwesome, dude! Now will you pleeeease remove the fuckin’ hamster from my gay butthole?!”
by FaggotyFag March 11, 2024
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