Halloween

Spooky Scary Skeleton and Shivers down your Spine! This is a day where dumb bitches dress up in fucking clown makeup and show off their tiktok dance moves

Hey jerry what are you being for Halloween?
Jerry: I’m being a clown and just doing tiktok dances around the place ;)

by McKenna the dumb betchhh October 17, 2019

halloween

the time of the year when a girl can look like a total slut and still say that it's just a halloween costume

random guy: girl why you look like a slut
girl: don't worry its just my halloween costume
random guy: oh ok

by bloxiank November 17, 2019

Halloween

It’s a month wirer little kids drees up and steal your candy

This kid stole candy on Halloween from me

by Goaliegirlforlife October 22, 2019

Halloween Same

a) When your parent forces you to wear the same Halloween costume year after year because they’re really cheap.
b) When you wear the same costume year after year because you’re so cheap you don’t want to buy another one.

Person A: What costume are you wearing for Halloween?
Person B: Halloween Same
Person A: That’s lame

by English Wizzer October 24, 2019

Halloween

A day where kids and teenagers do take candy from strangers, and are encouraged to do so

Tomorrow is Halloween!
Nice, I'm gonna get poisoned!!

by Pennywise_pirate October 24, 2019

Halloween

Halloween All ‘Bout Trick Or Treat. Trick, Gettin’ ‘Em Highly Horrified At Scary Masks Rockin’. Treat, Gettin’ ‘Em Ish All Str8 Dope Ever As Giveaways, Freebies. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup

“Its Halloween, Peeps Gettin’ Highly Horrified At Scary Masks Catched A Glimpse Rockin’ As Trick & Peeps Gettin’ Ish All Str8 Dope As Giveaways, Freebies As Treat. #Legit #Str8Dope #DatsWassup” - Ever Street Thug, Harlem.

by Hzr October 25, 2019

Halloween

The one day a year that diabetes is free and you can stuff your butt with every ounce of it.

Joe: Hey did you hear that it’s Halloween
Karen: Yeah I bought extra toilet paper
Joe: And I don’t need to pay for diabetes!
Karen: I bet all the doctors are going to have tons of patients with constipation and diabetes

Joe: I should be a doctor then I can tell them to bring me my money

by Joesmother October 27, 2019