"I went to the doctor about my eye infection."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."
"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
"What did he prescribe?"
"A hair poultice."
"I was feeding oats to a shetland pony, it felt like my girlfriend's hair poultice."
by Fahrvergnügen74 May 13, 2010
 Get the Hair poulticemug.
Get the Hair poulticemug. Jack: Hey Adam wanna do another set of weights?
Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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Adam: Hold on man, I didn't hair wipe yet.
Martha: That was the best sex I ever had!
Henry: Make sure you hair wipe, I dont want that shit getting on my sheets.
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by Twotalk  November 12, 2015
 Get the hair wipemug.
Get the hair wipemug. a hairstyle one gets unintentionally when they run their hands through their hair continuously during a test or while studying. causes the hair to look as if it's been combed backwards.
by allisloon October 7, 2010
 Get the test hairmug.
Get the test hairmug. by Jjlees133 March 20, 2017
 Get the Studio hairmug.
Get the Studio hairmug. When the cum that you use to style your hair starts to crust and flake causing a blizzard of dried cum to fall from your hair
by KillTheJews19 March 15, 2020
 Get the Gamer Hairmug.
Get the Gamer Hairmug. You: (knock on neighbors door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
Neighbor: What do you want?!
you: do you have a hair blower I can borrow?
neighbor: a what?!
You: you know, a hair blower?
Neighbor: (clearly confused and unsure what to say) oh, a hair blower! Be right back! (Quickly shutting and locking the door)
by this_grrrl January 31, 2015
 Get the hair blowermug.
Get the hair blowermug. by Yeet us that feet us September 22, 2019
 Get the Hair Fevermug.
Get the Hair Fevermug.