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Mississippi Stir-Fry 

Whatever it is, you can't afford it.
In desperation, I asked her if she could give me a mississippi stir-fry; all she did was direct me to the local library.
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Shanghai Stir Fry 

A sexual act performed by Alpha soy boys to assert dominance over the anus of a fellow vegan
Brian thought things were going well until his girlfriend went all Shanghai Stir Fry on him.
Shanghai Stir Fry by A-trips October 30, 2020

Devil's Fry Sauce 

When a man's semen has blood in it, and it is mixed together into a fry sauce like substance.

Note: Only applies to blood that was present in the semen at ejaculation.
Doctor, I think something is wrong. Last night my wife showed me some Devil's Fry Sauce after we made love.
Devil's Fry Sauce by BloodySteve January 22, 2021

A bit of Fry & Laurie? 

Another way to ask someone if they want to have sex with you
So my girlfriend the other day got really smiley on our date and she slowly tapped my leg and I noticed. I asked her if we could engage in “a bit of Fry & Laurie?” afterwards and she said “sure I’d love that”.

Asian stir fry 

Ingredients: Cum filled dog, Cum filled Cat, 3 egg plants,2 cups of rice fermented in piss, and 2 carrots used as dildos. Cut all up and put in pan then broil for 2 hours on 375° then take out and cool for 30 minutes. Now enjoy. Once eat and digested you must use approximately a 12 inch dildo to remove. Once removed it can now be properly eaten. Top with poop nuggets and a dash of cum if needed
Hey man, you want to go to that Asian restaurant around the Conner and get some Asian stir fry.

Hey mom, I’m going to make some Asian stir fry, do you want any?

Texas French Fry 

A fat, messy line of cocaine.
“Why’s Chris so talkative tonight?”

“He snorted a Texas French Fry at the pre-game.”

“Yeah that sounds like him.”
Texas French Fry by LogiBogy May 20, 2022