Restoring Balance to the Force

v. When one takes a massive dump and all seems to be set right in the world.

Wife: What were you doing in the bathroom? You've been in there for 20 min.

Husband: Restoring balance to the force... What do you think I was doing in there?

by Chris H., Pip R. June 1, 2011

Earth Defense Force

A game where you kill Ants, Spiders, Wasps, And ticks. You also can destroy, Buildings, And cars. You play as an EDF Troop. Taking back earth from a new alien lifeform. Called, Ravagers. Your mission is to destroy the mothership. You battle through Gunships, UFOs, Carrier's, Ants, Spiders, Wasps, Ticks, Metal Ants, Metal Spiders, Hectors, Exploding Tick Spiders, And A Queen Ant. There are 3 difficulties, Normal, Hard, And Inferno.

Person 1: Wow nice call of duty ripoff.

Person 2 And 3: It's not a call of duty ripoff, It's a game called Earth Defense Force.

by Rest In Bork March 22, 2017

Fargets

When someone just ate a spicy dinner and then goes shopping at Target shortly after, gassing up all the aisles with their butt-stench.

"After eating at that Mexican buffet I went to go pick up a few things at Target and laid a few Fargets in aisles 4 through 9."

by UnusualValues September 8, 2011

air force

1. The branch of the service the Army, Navy and Marines wished they would've joined, after failing to read the fine print on their paperwork or failing to ask others which branch of the service is the best to go into.

2. The one branch of the military that has the best retention rates because they spend more on their troops, then ask for more for ammo and weapons, whereas the Army and the Marines is more about spending more on ammo and weapons and could give two shits less about their troops.

3. The "aerospace" branch that goes in and bombs the hell out of the area where the enemy is at, before the Marines go in and finish the rest, now that their job is easier.

4. The Army and the Marines rely on the Air Force to take them to combat zones.

5. The only branch with too many people in that the Air Force is paying for officers for early seperation and is offering enlisted an open door policy to early seperation....and because the Army is hurting for recruits, they've also offered a "blue to green" program where you can go directly from being Air Force to Army.

"I wished I would've joined the Air Force....they actually treat their troops with respect. The morale is higher than other branches of the service.....and their retention rates are the best too. No wonder it's so hard to keep troops in the other branches of the service."

by Tha_Dawg October 20, 2006

Fodge

A short fat person.

1: What a fucking fodge!
2: You'd so do that fodge.
1: Fuck you.
2: Fuck the fodge.

by DrummerByDay April 4, 2009

forget you

an expression similar to saying "forget it" to someone except more negative.

You want me to set up my boyfriend? Forget you!

by inane5 April 11, 2005

Forgetful Sanchez

This is where the woman has forgotten that the cock was just up her butt and the man sticks it up to her mouth and she starts sucking on it. Only to remember instantly when she tastes her own pooh on his pecker. Then the woman usually instantly spits out some brownish looking liquid and says 'Yuck!' See also Sneaky Sanchez or Dirty Sanchez

After anal sex your girlfriend goes to the bathroom and is sitting on the toilet shitting out the wad you just dumped up her ass. You walk in and stick your dick in her face and she starts sucking on it. She tastes the shit and spits in the sink and you walk out giggling and very proud of yourself as she's calling you an asshole. Thus she becomes the Forgetful Sanchez.

by Jiminy & Jenny Cricket November 6, 2006