by Joe Bone March 8, 2005
Get the number threemug. Verb:
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
The act of giving a three spank surprise entails one spanking one's hoe twice whilst on the third one inserts one's finger into the rectum.
"My boyfriend is such a prankster."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
"What did he do?"
" He pulled a three spank surprise."
"What's that?"
"All I can say is that there is no third spank."
"Oh..."
by @Keith_The_Rabi May 25, 2016
Get the three spank surprisemug. A phrase that means having terrible diarrhea that is difficult to contain and tends to splatter back on the sufferer as if shitting into the wind.
by onehandcrabbing December 1, 2011
Get the Three Shits to the Windmug. When you meet a girl at the bar and sleep with her and then decide it would be bad of you to not see her again. You then proceed to date her for 3 months.
Q: Wow is that your girlfriend?
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
A: WHAT?!?! No! I picked her up from the bar three months ago...its just a three month stand.
by threemonthstand September 25, 2011
Get the three month standmug. Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."
Usually done as a complete surprise.
Usually done as a complete surprise.
"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"
"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."
"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."
by swirler August 8, 2009
Get the three knuckle swirlmug. The act of Three Males displaying there masculinity to a Female. The Male who impresses the Female the most will earn her respect and she will treat winner to sexual pleasure
by SickStewie December 29, 2011
Get the Three Way Displaymug. Put down a three (3)
to masturbate.
the third type of male body excretion.
to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.
a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
to masturbate.
the third type of male body excretion.
to go number one is to pee. number 2 is to poop. so number three is to release semen from a dude's body.
a person can't "go number three" because, unlike a deuce, it can't just be pushed out of the body. Hence it has to be "put down".
"I was going to return your call, but I was busy putting down a three."
"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."
"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
"This video game is so awesome, it makes me want to put down a three."
"That guy Rick is such a loser, I bet he puts down a lot of threes,"
by JiffMart May 1, 2010
Get the put down a threemug.