Seismic fart

An earth shattering fart so disgustingly raunchy and ratchet that one must feel bad for the chair and/or wall that once stood, before the catastrophe occurred. In some cases the 'Seismic fart' can destroy an entire study session, leaving behind trace amounts of fallout that can last for days.
Devin: Hey Luke, what was the atomic weight for Germanium?
Luke: Oh yeah it was --
*Seismic fart rips through the air*
Luke: Never mind that, we need to search for survivors now!
Devin: agreed!
by lucky spice February 06, 2013
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Farting Lander

The farting lander, Is simply dropping down on something and farting excessivley hard.
Guy 1: Hey, look at Adam!
Guy 2: Oh my jizz, he's doing a farting lander!
by Fartinglander November 29, 2011
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Farting Rainbows

Meaning to be happy or excited in a sarcastic way.
Example 1 - I am so happy, I am farting rainbows

Example 2 - gee... your not having fun, because I am farting rainbows over here.
by kjj5hf October 27, 2009
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silent fart

When you break the wind, but without making a single noise doing so.
Jake silent farted last night and left everybody confused on why it started to smell so bad all of a sudden.
by epic343 December 02, 2013
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turkey fart

Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.
Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...
by Logan Cyrus December 18, 2008
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Fart Nigga

🎵 A FART NIGGA, THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE!🎵
by niggamoped July 05, 2019
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liquid fart

involuntarily passing runny faeces whilst breaking wind, often the precursor to a ringburner.
"That's the last time i wash your y-fronts Phillip", said Elizabeth angrily, "you keep doing those dreadful liquid farts."
by Dunky Oggins November 19, 2003
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