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extreme nuttery

The act of nutting onto a peanut than force feeding it to a complete nutter.
Nuttery dude: Hehehehe
Concerned citizen: What's going on
Nuttery dude: I just completed extreme nuttery at the mental asylum

Concerned citizen: Oh
by LONG SCHLONG! August 15, 2018
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Extreme Eugene Kanning

The extreme version of the popular sport, Eugene Kanning. A Canadian past time originating from the deep woodlands of Eugene, British Columbia. The home of hobbits, elves and the occasional mogwai.

Akin to Arena Football, this athletic activity consists of a bag of rice, one goat, the tears of Britney Spears, and a lonely obese British girl with questionable taste in men. The game is played over a period of five hours and the winner gains the affection and hand of a fair maiden that has ripened with age. Leading to a life of scattered happiness, broken dreams and premature balding on the chest and left thigh. The latter causing the end of a bright future in Bollywood. This game should only be played thirty minutes after eating and never on an empty stomach. Instagramming every other second is a necessity. Memes are recommended. Never run with scissors at the pool.

76% of all Asian males that have gone Extreme Eugene Kanning have developed a rare case of Huxtabate Syndrome.
As an impressionable youth in the heyday of the American depression, I was a dedicated fan of Extreme Eugene Kanning. The Canadian sport taught me the ins and outs of puberty, bench presses and how to win at Jenga. I later learned that the matches were faked and Hulk Hogan used steroids. It hurt my soul, but I still watch Extreme Eugene Kanning matches on ESPN every Spring. It reminds me of the day I learned how to use chopsticks and proposed to my wife.
by pinkamigo November 24, 2014
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Extremely Wet Fart

You Need To Go To The Toilet When You Unleash This!
Extremely Wet Farts = Bathroom Needed To Resolve
by picklespickleduckducks December 20, 2023
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you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
you may be tempted to streamline your affairs over the coming year but don’t go to extremes. Instead, be pragmatic and aim to reform your life just a day at a time. That way you are less likely to throw out things you are still going to need.
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Extreme thumb war

Two males thumb war and the loser gets fucked in the ass
Me and john played extreme thumb war last night, man it sucks to lose
by Fortnite>women February 12, 2018
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thats extremely nice

a sarcastic phrase used to show ignorance and that you dont care about what someone has to say
person A: im better than you at hanging coats on doors
person B: thats extremely nice.
by exdeekappa June 24, 2017
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extreme tiz

a person who is extremely derp and has no final whatsoever... this person has 4000 to 9999999 chromes. they do not know how to function at all.
you are a extreme tiz. do you even know how to function you complete? you or no?
by mr.complete December 10, 2020
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