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Electrotistic

A Los Angeles all aged dance party
Located @ "The Club" 6901 Pacific Blvd, Los Angeles 90255
filled with a shit load of underage hoes and posers.
All they play is either the shitty Dirty Dutch Music or Electro..
This place is Filled with Mexicans that dress like clowns and bleach their hair to "look cool"

All this gay ass clowns do is this shitty gay dance that looks that they got shot in the leg aka " shuffling"
And calling each other out.
Posers.
Poser Girl: Eyyy Foo you got the pills? I wanna roll my ass off in Electrotistic
Poser Girl 2: Yeah lets go in our lingerie to show off our cellulite.

:DDDDD
by dancetoexpressnotinpress December 24, 2010
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electric slide

The act of lubing and slipping a 9-volt battery (perferably of the Energizer brand because they keep going and going) into one's own anus or the anus of an unsuspecting other while performing fellatio.
Ian was busting a move on The Palace dance floor all night. Once he got a few drinks in him he even pulled out his patented move- the electric slide, but I don't mean the dance move.

I was going down on Ian. He wasn't feeling it, so I gave him the ol' electric slide. He promptly blew his load all over my face.
by The Sclitch March 19, 2007
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Electronic Gaming Monthly

"Reading Electronic Gaming Monthly is alot better than reading Game Pro"
by epcott March 29, 2004
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Carmen Electra

The Fuckin hottest to ever set foot on this earth, Nice tits, (not 2 big and not too small) a good hairy pussy and a nice ass, her ass is like the hamburgers that I cook.. Thick and Juicy, if she came up to me and said she wanted to: do me/suck me off/or have me fuck her in her ass, I wouldn't say no, would you?
I fucked Carmen's nice hairy pink pussy last night and I didnt hear any complaints
by moufassa March 14, 2005
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ElectroKlutz

Have you ever been to a party at someone's house and you leaned up against the stove, changed the TV by hitting the remote with your butt, or accidently flipped on the garbarge disposal switch? Well you are an ElectroKlutz!
Lee: Hey Jenna, why is the oven on at 450? are you baking something? Jenna: No, OMG, I'm such an ElectroKlutz...I must have turned it on with my butt.
by Jenna-84 June 21, 2009
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Electric Cucumber

(1) a vibrator (2) Also, a windows font. This is a good gift to give to emma simpson
by Josh Red February 10, 2005
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Electric Bowling Ball

The Electric Bowling Ball is a close relative of "The Shocker." Often misinterpreted as "The Claw," it's a maneuver that resembles the shape of your hand when gripping a bowling ball. If the woman is laying on her back, the thumb is inserted into the vagina and the middle and ring finger inserted into the butthole.

The word "Electric" is latin in origin and derives from the shock that occurs when the Electric Bowling Ball is first used. The Electric Bowling Ball should not be used frequently or for more than 20 minutes at a time.
"Josh, my girlfriend is pissing me off today," says Mike. "Yeah, you should give her the Electric Bowling Ball and dump her."

Did you see that girl's face? It was like someone Electric Bowling Balled her without KY!
by Mike Tweezy Good-Cox April 2, 2010
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