Depressioncomet

Some bitch who killed me in fortnite

Depressioncomet is a little bitch

by PapaWombat 69 June 8, 2020

Nasal Depression

The state of being depressed about the size, shape, or color of one's nose. Can lead to decrease of self confidence.

Me: I have nasal depression.
LaDonna: LaMeelah, go see a nasal psychiatrist.

by LaMeelah March 25, 2009

Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011

guitar depression

A general state of sadness, personal despondency, or dejection felt immediately after witnessing an individual outperform or otherwise display such exceptional skill playing a guitar that it leaves one suddenly melancholic or indifferent towards oneself and one's own level of skill with same instrument. Not to be confused with shredblock.

Carla: "Hey, have you seen James recently?"
Gary: "Nah. I hear he has guitar depression...hasn't left his room, or touched his guitar for weeks. Not since John Petrucci ripped him a new one."

by Autodidact904 January 6, 2017

tumbling depression

When you are half crippled. A level up from Crippling depression

"Yo man, my mom got tumbling depression cause there weren't any noodles at Walmart."

by Random but not really November 30, 2017

cyclical depression

A roller coaster of emotions. Similar to the stock market or economy. (Usually a trait of females)

Guy 1: I hate all these girls posting pics with new friends from parties and crying when they don't actually hangout

Guy 2: it's the fuckin cyclical depression man. They do it to themselves

by Swagkiller469 June 7, 2018

Fake depression

What 11-14 year old girls do to get attention

Samantha has a fake depression

by FurryHunter January 16, 2020