Delivered Duchess

A girl who acts genuinely interested in you but leaves you on delivered for hours or even days.

Yo dude this goth mommy I’m talking to is such a delivered duchess

by Mattywatty69 June 27, 2025

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Queen's Dutchery

Upon completion of lovemaking, you pull out and give the girl a pearl necklace while shitting on her head. Alias, Jason Chaffin.

Suzie didn't like it when I gave her the Queen's Dutchery on the first date.

by Jeffrey Perisho December 3, 2007

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Straight pop a duece

To take a dump under 2 seconds without being on a toilet.

I forgot to pack toilet paper so i had to straight pop a duece in the middle of my hiking trip.

by JakeBobBill March 14, 2011

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This is when you take a monster shit and in fact so monstrous that your asshole was stretched out more than it's ever been and you are in serious pain for at least two hours after and you see blood streaks on the toilet paper after you have wiped

Damn man after dinner last night my guts were hurting and I had to drop a double duece. I had to stand the rest of the night cuz my asshole hurt so bad I couldnt sit down.

by Bananzalone May 28, 2018

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