Schrodinger's douchebag 

Someone who is a jerk and decides whether they were joking or not based on how people reacted.

He is such a Schrodinger's douchebag

Schrodinger's douchebag by mememania November 28, 2020

Mr. Douchebag 

We All Agree That You Are A Dumbass. Why Can't You See That

Hey Mr. Douchebag! Why's your ego so massive

Mr. Douchebag by Maya Butreeks January 17, 2021

holier than thou douchebag 

An individual who has an over-inflated sense of self worth because of their conspicuous convictions in a higher power.

I'm sick of that holier than thou douchebag telling me it's okay that I'm a sinner.

holier than thou douchebag by Sinner777 December 5, 2009

Galactic douchebag 

One who has transcended to a near unachievable plane of douchebaggery. This douchebag is considered extremely rare, and "not of this world". They are more appropriately labeled as "not of this solar system", or "Galactic". Achieving this level of douchebaggery is widely accepted as only theoretically possible.

Paul: "What the fuck is wrong with THAT asshole"?

Mike: Bro, don't even try to figure it out. Justin is a douchebag on a "galactic scale"....or Justin is a "Galactic douchebag".

Galactic douchebag by Nadasurfer March 27, 2015

Harley Douchebag 

A guy who thinks that just because he's bought a Harley, it makes him cool and tough.

Frank is a cool guy until he gets around his Harley, then he turns into a right Harley Douchebag.

Harley Douchebag by Ljamc May 18, 2012

Loveable Douchebag 

Someone who is overall a douchebag but has a certain quality to him that makes him loveable and acceptable to others.

He just gave me a racist remark but the way he said it was so funny, that loveable douchebag.

Loveable Douchebag by Paperjoe June 17, 2010

San Diego Douchebag 

Noun.

A douchebag of such magnitude that it could cleanse a whale's vagina. From Ron Burgandy's made up definition of San Diego as German for "a whale's vagina."

Guy 1: That Ron is such a douchebag.

Guy 2: He's a San Diego Douchebag.

Gay 1: For real.

San Diego Douchebag by Max C. Webster, III November 29, 2010