Douchebag Factory

A bar that at any point during the day has a high douchebag to normal bar goer ratio.

We were at the bar last night watching the game and it was pretty cool except after 11 it became a total Douchebag Factory.

by Chewable Vitamins April 25, 2010

douchebag tan

A tan you get from doing things registered as douchebag-y.

Ex: Sticking your arm out your BMW/Porsche/Mercedes-Benz

"Look at that asshole in the 5-seriers with his arm out the window. I bet you he has a douchebag tan from that!"

by Bohemiangod October 4, 2008

egotistical douchebag

asshole or bastard pertaining to a guy.

you are such egotistical douchebag. asshole bastard

by psychotic doll October 26, 2013

Douchebag Wannabe

A person that isn't hot enough or cool enough to be a douchebag, but still tries. The only girls they can get are the Popular girl wannabes. And they'll try to be friends with real douchebags, but end up getting made fun of behind their backs.

Wannabe Douchebag: Hey guys! Had a date with a hot girl last night, if you know what I mean. -wink-

Douchebag #1: Uh cool.

Wannabe Douchebag: Nice hanging with you guys, but I gotta go pick up some chicks. -walks away-

Douchebag #2: Why does he talk to us again?

Douchebag #1: -shrugs- He's such a douchebag wannabe.

by ChelseySmileeFace November 21, 2009

Douchebag

A Teacher or the Principal at William Lipscomb Elementary, Alex W. Spence Middle School or any random Person that comes up and asks you what your name is.

Lipscomb Elementary Ruined my Life!!! Everyone that goes there are Douchebags!!!

by Unknown159753 January 25, 2010

douchebag nap

Or dbn for short, is an extended period of slumber, beginning in the early evening , typically on a friday after a long week of work, and lasting far longer than necessary or purposeful, usually 3 or more hours. Subject awakens from said nap and feels like a douche because he is too groggy to go out and meet his friends but too awake to get the full nights sleep he desired. Not to be confused with the disco nap or power naps which actually serve legitimate social purposes.

Phil woke up from his 3 hour douchebag nap at 10:45pm on a beautiful summer weekend night, felt more tired then he did when he began it, and ended up watching trashy reality tv in a zombie like daze for the next 5 hours

by steve of buffalo July 1, 2011

strawberry douchebag

strawberry, meaning; strawberry as in fruity or gay.

douchebag, meaning; punk ass.

your such a fucking strawberry douchebag!

by beth. April 4, 2007