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Spanky Doodle

A large dirty man in a moo moo with smegma who uses public hot springs to bathe.
Oh nasty! Looks like spanky doodle is back at the hot springs.
by SASLP September 24, 2022
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Doodle idiot

A doodle idiot voted for Biden today
by LongShlong69420122817 October 29, 2020
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Doodle flop

The male version of boob wobble
Did you see Noah’s doodle flop as he ran down the stairs?
by wangtown March 19, 2024
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NIGGER DOODLE

Olly the Aquaphobic Nigger Doodle
(noun)

A rare, majestic Black Golden Retriever crossed with a Poodle who, despite the breed's legendary water-loving genes, has decided that H₂O is literally hell on earth. Known for being outrageously friendly, absurdly cute, and aggressively anti-bath, Olly is the kind of dog who will sprint into a pile of mud with tail wagging but treat a kiddie pool like it's a portal to the underworld.

This lovable contradiction is adored and recognized worldwide (or at least in the Pacific Northwest) thanks to his handler KEVIN dont call me STEVE my ex is a bitch Budweiser man support wrecking crew the internationally semi-famous Sean Penn lookalike, also known as Triple O SCOOOT—legendary bro of the one and only Scott Cauliflower ear Meth.

Example:
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"

Is it an ER or a GGA spelling. Depends on your civil war affiliiaftion I suppose. Regardless of your beliefs on petty words or hundred year old statues.. Recognize history and respect it or be forever repeating the Same old shit..
"Yo, why’s your doodle hiding behind the couch?"
"Bro… it's Olly. A drop of rain hit the deck and he thinks Poseidon's coming for him."
Turns him from Coolest African American Doodle to a straight up N I G G A "Nigger Doodle"
by Dimond D June 3, 2025
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Nerpy shnerpy doodles

Something said when someone is talking too much; something said when someone is being annoying.
Gregifer: ……and thats the story of why my wife left me.

Pineapple larry: *eye roll* nerpy shnerpy doodles..
by RattusAttackus April 6, 2024
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Doodle Port

A slang name for a vagina. Generally used when you want to call someone a cunt but can't because your grandmother is in the room.
by XaeroRamirez August 28, 2011
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