dong schnopler

Someone who likes to Schnopel Dongs.

Did you see Karen? She’s such a Dong Schnopler.

by SuperSlimyDirtPerson October 26, 2018

ding dong

someone who's name is usually aidan. they think they can pull girls but they have a tiny ding dong and they are also a ding dong.

"aidan is such a DING DONG, ya know!!!"

by cammamungeing July 21, 2018

out donged

to provide a larger dong in a dong competition also known as a dick measuring contest.

damn dude, I believe I've been out donged.

by flexonmyex September 25, 2018

Ding dong

A floppy dick which coherently names as Cindy Crawford.

Cindy Crawford had a large ding dong, which she then inserts it into her vag, and moaned.

by SuckThemTitiNippi May 15, 2018

Dublin dong

A very long penis with an abnormally large and a mishapen head sometimes resembling a shamrock.

Mike’s got that Dublin dong which is as rare as finding a four leaf clover.

by MakeItSexy July 11, 2019

Sped Dong

A reference to a sped who has a large penis. As the myth goes, most special education boys have large penises.

"Yo i heard that retard has a HUGE penis!"

"Yeah no shit sherlock, hes got a sped dong"

by Exactlybruh November 6, 2019

dong king

The guy with the biggest hardon at the circlejerk

Kyle was finally replaced as dong king at our Monday night circlejerk. Juam Bosco came in with a hard dong a full half inch longer, n thicker, too!

by Xaime June 3, 2019