When a person (usually a teenager) shits their pants in a watery and explosive manner to escape a drug test appointed by his or her parent or legal guardian changing the color of said person's pants and floor causing a literal shit storm
When my parents pulled out that drug test I knew I was fucked and had no choice but to use The Yung Buddah Brown Trouser Shower Diversion
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Divett is the term used to describe mental retardation as the result of being dropped at birth. It is usually considered normal for a "Divett" to grow up in the foster care of wild animals. Divetts will never fully mature.
by E. N. The WOW Mashta April 7, 2007
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eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..
by BF Deal July 31, 2009
Get the MUFF DIVER mug.A program created by the government to help "troubled teens" who find themselves in a position to getting a charge against them. to keep them "out of the court" the kids are accepted into a diversion program. Through the whole thing, the government, the teens and the parents waste a whole lot of time and whole of tax dollars, ameliorating absolutely nothing. When getting a ticket would have been a better option in the first place.
Teen #1: Dude, did you hear? That girl told us for denting mailboxes?
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!
Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
Teen #2: Oh, dont worry dude, we just got diversion.
Teen#1: OHHH NOOO!
Teen #3: Duuuude, im just gonna go to court, like a smart kid.
by WithaK123 January 12, 2011
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The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.
The main variation of this position requires the man to be on top and position his head slightly above the womans head (chin to forehead). The man should then grab the end of the bed with his hands if possible and proceed to quickly pound the vagina.
by tdox December 21, 2005
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1. 7 days out 365 in which black hip-hop crews are invited to preform. The effort is generally displayed as a culturally sensitive, yet cutting edge and hip foray into the wild world of marginally poor ethnic minorities. See hip-hop week.
1. 7 days out 365 in which black hip-hop crews are invited to preform. The effort is generally displayed as a culturally sensitive, yet cutting edge and hip foray into the wild world of marginally poor ethnic minorities. See hip-hop week.
"Ya know, Becky, for a Diversity Week, there sure was like, a definite lack of indian people, or like white people, or like, even Mexicans. I mean, come on! No Mexicans? They're totally diverse."
"Chyah! What did you think diverstity week means, a gathering of different cultures, races, and nations coming together to celebrate the humanity they all share? As if!"
"Chyah! What did you think diverstity week means, a gathering of different cultures, races, and nations coming together to celebrate the humanity they all share? As if!"
by Beau Vine November 28, 2005
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