Where one defecates, puts the feces into a condom and proceeds to freeze it. After some time, one grabs said feces and proceeds to insert it onto a door handle, thus removing the condom to ensure the individual pursing the act is completely free of feces. After that, a blowtorch is required to thaw out the feces so that when an individual instinctively grabs the door handle, their hand is covered in dirty shit
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That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.
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Get the Ditch pig mug.The cellular version of a “Ding Dong Ditch”. When you call someone, and hang up with no further response or contact. Another version is calling (receiving no answer) and refusing to respond to their desperate attempt to get back to you.
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one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
one day to actually ditch freshman year and go get snack with friends hang out OUTSIDE of school
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