When you call your boy to see if they got something you need and they say naw !
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
Or when you go to McDonald’s and the ice cream machine is broken
by Ladydeadpool_305 September 28, 2019

a: dude I diarrhea sharted yesterday
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
b: oh jesus
a: it was on the toilet tho so it didn’t go that wrong
b: oh ok
by insanae2hufan October 14, 2022

by neonpunk22 February 21, 2013

Please don’t hold your poop it will make you throw up from shit.
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!
And sit on the toilet if you fell fart or poop doesn’t matter go to the damn bathroom bitch
Kid:Mom! Why I poop and I fell like water poop?
Mother: oh no! You must have diarrhea! I gotta get medicine for quick now!
by Leon1023 July 6, 2022

Somebody made these chocolate chip cookies with Ex-Lax. The result, after eating some, is instant diarrhea.
by GenuineNerd2 July 6, 2021

by w.e.s 3d January 13, 2020

by thecoolionamedjulio September 12, 2021
