DAVID

Likes to lie a lot almost as comparing him to Hitler, finds any excuse to make up for his lies don't trust david
DAVID IS SO ANNOYIN
by Bshdheud March 16, 2018
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David

Probably gay
But an amazing dude that is fucking hilarious but keeps to himself most of the time
"David what's wrong?"

"*quietly* no homo"
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David

by jocky 12345 December 09, 2016
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David

A small man who acts intelligent but isn't really. Recently had an accident in the mouth area. His friends find his sister HOT and wonder how he could be her sister.
"wow his sisters hot but not that David"
by frances1234566790 March 17, 2013
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A boy who likes to work on his pec until he achieves orgasm.
David Likes to work on his pec to the point of ejaculation.
by David Johnson Pecker August 29, 2010
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David is the name of a complete douchebag. He acts like a fboi but he doesn't get the girl. He acts like he does. He thinks being rude to girls works.
The way you talked to that girl was so David
by Djl15010 March 02, 2016
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a faggot no one likes mostly cheats stills and hurts himself most likely possesed.
David is a cunt
by to damn filthy November 28, 2016
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