Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes

I wonder if they were originally brown? Perhaps not --- according to her biography, she and Hubby have been married for many years and get along quite well, so presumably she's never had much occasion to have her significant other cause her to "cry her brown eyes blue".

I could never quite understand how the song "Don't It Make My Brown Eyes Blue" made much sense, since Crystal Gayle already has blue eyes.

by QuacksO May 23, 2020

Teacher Crystal

a type of rare crystal that teach you about econs
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by I HANDLE PROBLEMS VERY WELL EV July 7, 2020

crystal m&ms

meth

hey did you get the crystal m&ms form that guy

by that really stupid guy September 5, 2020

crystal arrell

SPONGEBOB
THE OFFICE
TRY ME :)

YO CRYSTAL ARRELL IS SO COOL U WISH U WERE HER!

by yourpseudonymman September 9, 2020

Hailey crystal nell

A spastic, a nerd, a SiMp

Person 1: your such a hailey crystal nell

Person 2: what's that?

Person 1: a spastic, a nerd and a simp

by ShreksWife September 17, 2020

crystal alert

Phrase used to alert others that methamphetamine has accidentally been dropped on the ground, thus footsteps should be placed with great care.

Oh shit! Crystal alert. Get over here, carefully, and help me find the big piece.

by jLegend September 26, 2020

Crystal Cock

When you have bodily fluids encrusted onto your penis

"You'd better clean your Crystal Cock. That shit hurts."

by GlizzyGobbler69420666 October 29, 2020