Crawshaw Academy

crawshaw is a school in the north of england.
everybody know everything about everyone, word travels fast in there. never a boring day at crawshaw academy. where half of girls look like men and half of the boys get no bitches because they are too feminine. don’t even get me started with them teacher you can tell this was there last choice of job. would 100% not recommend you might aswell go to juvy.

the word Crawshaw Academy means you will get nowhere in life

fanny- you go to crawshaw
bender boy-yes
fanny- oh so your a gay pansy who gets no bitches
bender boy -i suck dick yes

by Georgia084 December 14, 2023

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When a train is rolling in to the station four minutes early so it slows down to a smooth roll as it glides in. A portmanteau of 'coasting' and 'roasting'.

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