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Squibbly Croakus

Girlfriend: I feel really queezy right now.
Boyfriend: You mean Squibbly Croakus?
by J.theprince March 7, 2021
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Official.Croatia.Ball

A Tiktok account that resembles in Political things
Official.Croatia.Ball is my favorite Tik Tok account!
by Johnesoejt September 6, 2021
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croga crogan CROGAN BROGAN croatia croatian croaker Croat croak Croach Croaking

sneaky croat

When the person next to you starts giving you a surprise handjob underneath the table.
Person 1: So I saw Mortimer giving Janny a sneaky Croat.
Person 2: You mean he jerked him under the table?!
Person 1: Yep.
by DominantDaddyDay April 3, 2022
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porking croats

v. Getting badly beaten in a sporting contest, business deal etc. Usually used after a grandiose declaration of certain victory.

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Watch your mouth coach. No ridiculous predictions. We do not want to be porking croats tomorrow at the Superbowl.
by gnostic3 November 30, 2022
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Try_Croatia

very cool guy, he got drunk last night because hes based af, loves acting gay, like he once wanted to frick my booty.
he wants to make a website with html and stuff idk i forgot (i have dementia), and we want to make a linux distro called TryOS as a joke (he has a picture on his website with TryOS on it), also hes croatian (very cool), and hates his country (very epic), also he uses discord and likes dnd
person 1: yo bro wanna join Try_Croatias dnd club?

person 2: NAH, jit trippin
by axolotl98 August 3, 2023
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gazpacho croatcho

A rigorously and quickly and never before seen until now STD which causes potato soup discharge with a rotten, grotesque clam chowder odor.
From the smell of that hoe, I think she should be tested for GAZPACHO CROATCHO!!
by DOLLDOLL December 26, 2023
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A Croatian's Prayer

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Croatian's Prayer
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 23, 2025
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