Curse of Craig

You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.

It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.

So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.

As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.

by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024

craigs-book

The little black book that contains the name and address of every craigs-hook you have had

Keep your craigs-book as a trophy, even of you get married

by Sexydimma March 21, 2017

Abigail Lola Craig

She is a wonderous beautimous Swagalicious Person

You; Whos that?

Person; OH, that's beautimous Abigail Lola Craig, my bestie boo.

by IDontEvenKnow<3 February 16, 2022

Craig

A white dude that has the resemblance of a yogurt monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist dude, a fortnite kid, a Christian guy, and a dude fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.

That kid is such a Craig

by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020

Craig

An electronic company who specializes in bootleg mp3 and mp4 players and sometimes ipod bootlegs since 1963

"yo mate I just bought the Craig nano, it works just like old television but in your hand!"

by Homie The Third August 23, 2021

Blake craig

Dumb and gay will normally have a relationship with his math teacher

Your a Blake craig

by Babsbabbsbsn August 23, 2018

craig

a emo asshole that is white and also always hang with two short white boy that names start with a and t

hey t and a its me Craig loo at my black hair and by black eyes and finger nails

by turd999/1400/bc March 18, 2019