cole is the most absolute douchebag you will ever meet. even if you dont know him he just looks like a douch
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Cole Train is the applied term to the rawest, most rugged, muscle upping, sex- appealing man in the room. Derived from the identical title of the legendary first Cole Train. Cole Train is recognized for his uncanny ability to play (and win) left handed beer pong and may frequently receive dome from beautiful female public educators. Not to be confused with his partner in crime and cohort Cole Danger.
Female: "Wheres the Cole Train of this party?"
Overshadowed Male: "Hes over there rocking some pong blindfolded. Why do you ask?"
Female: "Because im going to ride the Cole Train."
Overshadowed Male: "Hes over there rocking some pong blindfolded. Why do you ask?"
Female: "Because im going to ride the Cole Train."
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It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
KAREN: Wow, that was fast!
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006
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