Anne Carson

Anne Carson is a genius,

An artist who writes in verse,

Or maybe she just likes the 'enter' key.

'Anne Carson is a genius!' -A Doctor

by jonsquirrel March 8, 2009

carson

One of the biggest fuckboys you will ever meet. He will be the best boyfriend ever and give you everything you want. Once he gets bored and wants something you won't give him he moves on and breaks your heart. He's a real ass hole.

Girl~your such a Carson just leave me alone
Boy~ how could you say that I'm way better than a Carson

by Erin the great and fabulous March 19, 2017

carson-garcia

A person who smells like crap and rarely takes a shower or washes his clothes. Also someone who eats the skin off his pimples.

My roomate is such a carson-garcia

by hotshower December 16, 2010

The Last Great Console

The NES, predecessor to the SNES, nothing ever filled the gap that the NES left gaping, don't get me wrong, the SNES was good, but i always missed my NES

Antiques auction:
Auctioneer: And lot no 112 is a marvellous piece, a Nintendo Entrtainment System, complete with 'light gun'

by Wise Man July 17, 2003

carson

carson is a term used to describe a guy with no life. he spends all of his time jerking off because he will never get a girl. his eyebrows were inspired by a catapillar.

wow look at that carson, what an awful person

by carsona May 20, 2016

Console Hero

Skilled Gamer

Game Fanatic

Ace on any game

Wow that guys a Console Hero

by Flea Sixty February 7, 2008

Console Haters

Console haters are PC gamers who hate on consoles and console gamers. They constantly brag about how PCs are better, and call anyone who uses a console a "noob." They, however, fail to realize just how noobish they themselves are. They don't understand that, in the end, it doesn't matter what system you use. Gamers, whether Nintendo, Sony, Microsoft or PC, should unite. But NO, these console-hating fucks strive to make console gamers miserable. Most of the time, though, it's the haters that are miserable. They miss out on awesome console exclusives. In short, these haters need to get lives, rather than insulting other gamers for their opinions.

It should be noted, that not all PC gamers are console haters.

Just most of them.

Console gamer: Well, seeya, I'm gonna play some Uncharted 2.
Console hater: On your PS3?!?!
Gamer: Yeah...
Hater: UR A NOOOOOB!!!!11!1!1!!!!one!!11!!!111!!!!!11!eleven!!1
Gamer: What?
Hater: You don't play gud gamz.
Gamer: I can't understand what you just said.
Hater: PC FTW!!!!111!!!1
U SUK!
Gamer: Whatever I'm leaving. Have fun in your mom's basement!
Hater: u BeT Ii WIIIILLLL!~1!!!1!1!1!121@!111!!!

This has been, a definition of "console haters".

by Your mom's uncle's cousin's ne August 24, 2011