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convict

noun: A person serving a sentence in a jail or prison, a person who has been convicted of a criminal offence.
Sreet slag for a "thug" or man out of incarseration, trying to survive freedom.
"The man was convicted of assualt and sentenced"

"Hey convict, hows the 9 to 5 going?, better than the joint.
by Adam DeLoe November 5, 2005
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Conversion therapy

A form a brain washing through mild torture thought by ignorant bible bashing fuckwits and some soviets to cure people of being anything other than heterosexual and if possible white or poor or foreign.
Ignorant fuckwit 1: “That f*ggot like men he need conversion therapy !”
THE REST IF THE WORLD: “H can do as he likes. Get out of my sight “
by Dovaquiin June 9, 2018
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Convo Rape

Covo rape - also known as conversation rape - is when as soon as you sign into your instant messaging account, you are instantly flooded (or "raped") by more than 2 conversations.
"Hey"
"Hi"
"Wazzzuuuuuup"
"Yo"
"Duuuude"
"CONVO RAPEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Dude, I'm Getting Convo Raped"
"Lol"
by coop720 September 6, 2007
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Converfuckingsation

A mother fucking conversation, not a stupider regular convosation
Lets have a Converfuckingsation
by Islandsnake June 10, 2009
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Convertible Balloon Syndrome

After listening to Wavves' "King Of The Beach" album, I discovered I hated the song "Convertible Balloon." I had to delete it, but for some strange reason, I couldn't. This is when I discovered I had Convertible Balloon Syndrome. Now I can't just put a few songs from an album on my iPod, I have to have the entire album. It seems to be contagious because I have spread it to a friend. If you think you may have the godawful disease, you share my pain.
I can't delete that song because I have Convertible Balloon Syndrome.
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Fat Convoy

Two or more fat people riding together in motorized carts, scooters, electric grocery carts, electric wheelchairs, or any other 'assisted mobility' product.

Most of these can be found fairly easily in grocery stores not only the mammoth amount of space they consume, but the sound of their mobility unit's motor and/or chains screaming in pain as they move, and the constant 'beeping' they make as they inch along in reverse.
I wanted to go down the cereal aisle, but my way was blocked by a fat convoy.
by masonthekiller March 9, 2011
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convertible

A car with the top cut off. The perfect car. A fun car for speeding or cruising around with your friends.

Best car to have in the summer.
Amy's boyfriend bought her a new convertible. Everyone loves it and she gets loads of compliments and looks when she goes out.
by 484839e May 9, 2010
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