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conservapression

The tendency and principle aspect of suppression within conservative practices. Conservatism IS suppression. Suppression of rights. Suppression of personal freedoms.
The conservapression of abortion rights is a flagrant disregard of a basic individual right to choose.
by Psmyeunoud May 8, 2022
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conservative

a person who thinks they are cool, yet nobody likes them
the corner of the room where gamers ejaculate
I need to get home and release myself into the conservative

A: hey im a conservative
B: nobody likes you
by goatinaboatwithatote June 24, 2022
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Conservasleeper

Conservasleeper
When a social media fan page is set up with a seemingly wholesome and neutral topic, and builds up a large fan base. Once a certain number has been reach, the sleeper activates and starts pushing hard conservative propaganda, with the assumption that the majority of the fan base will be too apathetic to unsubscribe.
Examples: hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
hmm, isn’t it strange that this page about Stoicism has suddenly started posting daily quotes which have zero to do with Stoicism and look like copypastas from Fox News? Could it be a Conservasleeper?
by Nartal August 4, 2022
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Conservative tears

The discord feminist in the memes channel: "I don't care if you're upset, I drink conservative tears."
Everyone else: "don't you know what that means!?"
by TomRiddleXoXo September 15, 2022
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Conservative logic

The type of mental gymnastics required to justify conservative viewpoints. Notable for being both radical and illogical, conservative logic has the rare quality of being both an oxymoron and unintentionally ironic.
"Conservative logic makes the point that modern policing proves evolution can't be true; otherwise, African Americans would be bulletproof by now."
by Dudge September 23, 2022
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conservative equinox

The point when Tories shift from blaming the last Labour government to blaming the next Labour government.

- credit: Larry the Cat
by Themadscrawler September 28, 2022
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conservatitties

A portmanteau of “conservative” and “titties” used to describe the inexplicable phenomenon in which traditional conservative women naturally possess extremely large well shaped breasts.
abi shapiro has huge conservatitties!”
by Boulderguy888 October 28, 2022
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