cockinassole

(pronounced "kok-n-as-ul")then your boyfriend's dick is so thick that the second any of it goes in your ass is permanently damaged and deformed

OW MY BUT I think I have cockinassole now

by sasague October 27, 2020

corking the bat

1. Popping a Cialis or Viagra before sex to get the competitive edge of a superhuman unconquerable shaft.

Friend 1- I heard you're gonna lay it down with that Sabina chick tonight, I heard she is insatiable...have you thought about corking the bat?
Friend 2- I don't know, isn't that cheating?
Friend 1- You think you and your dick are better than Barry Bonds?....you better cork that shit.

by Professor T. Bigglesworth November 17, 2020

cockinmycock

When a human being's cock is in another human being's cock.

How do I cockinmycock?

by 0x83 November 20, 2020

Cockinshlong

When one extends themselves perpendicularly; or stands up

Instead of saying get up, say “Cockinshlong!”

by Simpin_not_pimpin January 20, 2021

Coching

being attracted to the same sex

Sam came out of the closet, he was now coching

by Graham Smithson- Rajwan February 9, 2021

Cockin’ & Crockin’

Verb- Immediately after laying pipe, you slip on a pair of crocs to enjoy the finest of luxuries while asserting dominance.

"Hey bro, what are you up to?" "Got this chick over just Cockin’ & Crockin’ “

by Yakker88 March 6, 2021

Cooking sack

Being extremely high from either smoking weed or consuming a different form of a cannabis.

Damn.... That bong rip got me cooking sack. Like straight cookin.

by DolphDingler March 23, 2021