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Chris

Chris is the kind of guy who babysits you for a month only to end up in a committed relationship. He likes women, but loves their children even more. If he is you're teacher, you may end up in court (he can't help himself)
1. Mommy I'm getting a new daddy after all! Mr. Chris said I could call him that anytime!

2. Don't bike around that house sweetie, I can't afford you getting AIDS this young.
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Chris is a finesse god
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Chris is the most perfect guy I know any girl would be lucky to be with him he is super kind and really funny. Chris's tend to love the artist lil uzi. Chris is tall and super hot, and loves to smile.
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I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.
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A smart individual who can get a lot of girls if he wanted

His a chill dude with more friends then foe

His best friends name usually starts with a C to I don't know why it's just common

People ask him for advice for girls and nobody else
Chris can you give me advice its this really cute girl I like. Can you give me some tips
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The dumbest dude with the ugliest beard. Thinks he's a hard worker but he's the laziest dude on the job site. Can't even afford a 4X4 dodge.
That's a poor Chris, at least he tries.
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The most related motherfucker and has a boyfriend
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