(n.) 1. term used to describe a penis that is fatter than it is long.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
2. used to describe a contemtible, overly self-absorbed idiot who preys upon young girls.
(Usage Note: Although it has been pointed out that it may be impossible for an actual chode to exist, there are two obvious responses: (1) the measure of the fatness of a penis is circumference, not diameter, so one could clearly have a chubby penis that measured greater than its erectile length. (2) if the existence of the chode is truly an urban legend, the term still serves a purpose other than merely being duplicative slang for taint or gooch: it describes anyone who is or possesses a short, fat shlong.
Man, that guy is like 10 years older than his girlfriend. What a chode!
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
I'll bet that stumpy guy that thinks he's a bodybuilder has a chode.
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the Chode Awarness Geek is the guy people ask to explain what a chode is... usually to a mother in a long awkward drive home...
douche bag: hey ur a chode
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
chode awarness geek: no, i'm not... fuck you!
lady: whats a chode?
douche bag: ask the chode awarness geek...
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Get the Chode mug.Chode- used in the late 1900's. frequentyly used by the popular rap star "Too Short" The real meaning for this word is .."Area between your ball sack and your butthole
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