Melon head children

Kids with disproportionate heads, like to hide and attack people, do not wave if waved at, which is rude.

Hey, that melon head children just killed that guy

by Black eyed cooler July 3, 2022

tiny children

Ethereal or Imaginary children that exist in one's own being that you talk to on a daily basis.

Hi Daddio! The tiny children said.

Hey sweeties. The Daddio replied.

by Eggspectacular7 September 17, 2025

yeast children

What are yeast children you may ask

Well they are young developing yeast packets making the greatest bread

Maddie: How did you make this bread Ella

Ella: I used my yeast children

by Queenofspuds July 3, 2021

blanket children

When a dude dumps a load of cum in his blanket post jerk off

Dude I've had so many blanket children it's not even funny

by Handledeeznutz November 2, 2015

children wore there dirty shoes

Children wore there dirty shoes

Children wore there dirty shoes

by Children wore there dirty shoe December 5, 2021

Driveby Knuckle Children

An urgent sink handy J

Louis, a mild-mannered demure guy, had just started dating horny, hung Dave. Louis wanted to "take things slow" and not fornicate right away. This gave Dave frustrated blue balls. One day after work they were heading upstairs and Dave grabbed Louis and went to the bathroom, where he pulled Louis' hand around and together they jerked Dave off leaving Driveby Knuckle Children all over the bathroom.

by Uncle Joosie March 20, 2024

children of Macaulay

Indian people (often left-leaning, salad eater feminoids) who reject their native culture in favour of Westernization.

Sanghi#1: Ahh, look there... That's the group of children of Macaulay I was taking about. They are the ones who burnt a khakhi chaddi ours while protesting yesterday.

Sanghi#2: oh, I see. They really suck!

by GuiltySpark6523 October 7, 2022