Children

Absolute abominations. If you see these things running across the street, give them a light little kick that will send them across the universe. If you don't have enough strength to do this, you can strangle them with your bear hands. If you see anyone that likes to take care of children, report them to the police and have them sentenced to life in prison, or the death sentence.

Person1: Hey look! it's a group of children!
Person2: What are you waiting for? Go kill them already!!

by TyreseGamingTV February 3, 2023

Smeggy Children

Suffering from smegma, smeggy children is where the minor lumps begin to look like baby heads. To make it seem like children, the pubes get stuck in the smegma.

Bout to shag some lass last night but she got scared after seeing my smeggy children

by AlbanianSugarDaddy May 7, 2018

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim May 1, 2025

children

little shites who cry and cry and cry and demand toys despite the fact they know you're still in debt.

Children: WAAAAAA WAAAAAA I WANT A NERF MACHINE GUN MUMMY
me: IM IN DEBT YOU DUMBASS
children: I DONT CARE MUMMY! GIVE ME TWO NERF GUNS!
me: IM GOING TO KILL MYSELF.

by bigfishlittlefishcardboardbox March 30, 2023

riot of children

A group of 3 or more children.

I took my riot of children to the park.

by Wrappingmomof4 December 27, 2018

Children

tiny people

Children are tiny people

by Yappinator June 14, 2025

Sterilizing children

Well, if that's the case, if the explicit intent is relevant... Then YOU'RE LYING about trans affirming care! Aren't you?

Hym "Because the EXPLICIT INTENT of gender affirming care is not 'sterilizing children.' It's to allow people to more easily develop the phenotypic characteristics of the gender that coincides with their self-perception. Which (by your own logic) make you A FUCKING LIAR! You know what that means for you right? Hell forever! Roasting like a fucking turkey! Ha! Hahaha! The explicit intent of the people doing the thing is more relevant than the perception of the people observing the thing isn't it?"

by Hym Iam February 17, 2024