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Chicago Bears

When they win, the fans are CONVINCED that every other team sucks and the Bears will win the Super Bowl.

When they lose, it's the referee's fault, or the quarterback's fault, and the Bears did not get beaten, because they could have won the whole time. When the Bears are knocked out of the playoffs, fans claim that they don't really care and automatically become die hard fans of the favored Super Bowl contender.

The only team with fans that will brag about an 8-8 season.
The only team that can produce 50 yards of total offense and still win.
The only team that can win 4 games in a row and still have nobody take them seriously.
The only team that can get beaten on the field all game and win with one lucky play.
The only team that claims that they are still better than the team that just won the Super Bowl.
The only team that has a song written about how much they suck.
The Chicago Bears have not won a Super Bowl in over 20 years, yet fans still claim that they are the best team in the league.

They have so many records because they have been in the league for so long.
The Bears still suck.
by Bearsstillsuck April 7, 2011
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chicano arte

dat's da culture of any chicano, mexican livin' america.
the chicano arte is rich, this is approximately the north mexican culture,
it is a mix of the catholic culture and the aztek mentality.
"El Arte" is composed of the Lowrider Lifestyle, the art of the Graffiti and many more...
"hey hermano, whatchu do man? respect da Arte !"
"we lowride, we smoke, we paint da walls, dat's da chicano Arte"
by Don Gizzzzle May 11, 2007
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chicagoian

Someone who currently lives in Chicago or close proximity. Positive feelings towards Chicago and feeling like you are a part of the city of Chicago. Pride in Chicago.
I have lived in Chicago all my life and I consider myself a dedicated chicagoan. As long as I live in Chicago I will be a Chicagoian.
by Dave Manchu November 4, 2007
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Chicagoan

A superhuman being that inhabits the wonderful city of Chicago. They can be found anywhere in Chicago, but how do you know if you've spotted an actual Chicagoan?

First, Chicagoans love or have some sort of pride in them for Chicago. Why would you bother being a Chicagoan if you didn't like Chicago?

Second, they're actually from Chicago. Always check to make sure that whoever tells you they're from Chicago isn't actually from Naperville or some other place/suburb that is an hour away from the Loop.

Third, they are very friendly but can also be tough. They will always be loyal to anything that holds their city dear, like the sports teams. There is currently an ongoing dispute between the Chicago Cubs and the White Sox. Pick your side wisely, because once you do, you can't go back.

Lastly, if you're a Chicagoan, you will be disturbed by the gif below. Why? Because there's ketchup on that hot dog! If you're not a Chicagoan, it may seem normal to put ketchup on a hot dog, but to a Chicagoan, it's not a good thing for them.

Overall, Chicagoans are wonderful, magical humans that should be treated with great respect. If you don't I'm going to have you sentence you to 3 years in Jay Cutler's household! So be nice to Chicagoans. ✨✨✨✨
Plot twist: I'm a Chicagoan!

(Some things in this definition are satire)
by A white and grey cat November 3, 2020
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chicha

Chicha is a Roblox and discord packer, She has violated about 100+ people, she’s been considered one of "The best female packers on discord”. She has a good reputation in packing alongside with bigbucksaphy and has risen in the packing community in a fast pace.
bro have you gotten violated by Chicha ?
by xsip1 July 28, 2021
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chicago soft core

A term used to describe much of the music coming from Chicago's pop-punk scene. Term gained fame when used on a popular Fall Out Boy tshirt that said "Fall Out Boy is for lovers! chicago soft core"
"chicago soft core" bands: Fall Out Boy, The Academy Is, Spitalfield, The Audition, etc.
by KathK May 2, 2006
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Chicago Poop Rocket

The act of combining Diet Coke and Mentos in your asshole, while constapated.
Brandon: I'm soooo Backed up.
Will: That's okay, I'll give you a Chicago Poop Rocket!!!
by XxXDeathPandaXx November 29, 2010
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