Me: I gave this girl all of Canada's History.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
Him: You even got your hands on the Stanley Cup?
Me: It was, sadly, just a replica.
by bukkakeface February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. An old man was in his cottage in the woods with a Lassie-type dog that is licking his nuts. While the dog was going to town, the old man takes a pair of moose horns dripping with maple syrup and proceeds to shove the horns up the dogs ass. Then the dog shits out the maple syrup and poo into the stanley cup, and the man chugs the bloody shit stew. He yacks back into the Stanley Cup and the dog laps it hugrily with his tongue.
stephen colbert and Canada's History
by thecrackensir February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. My date and I got really drunk on Glen Breton Rare last night. We eventually ended up in the sack and she let me taste a bit of Canada's history.
by rorytony February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Canada's history sucks dick.
by jamsickle February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug. by dirk dizzler February 8, 2010
Get the canada's historymug. The darkest, foulest, nastiest thing someone can do to another human being, in a sexual manner. Usually associated with the phrase, "Not even once."
Jim:"Hey man I finally laid down some Canada's history on my girl yesterday"
Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"
Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
Paul:"Yeah? How'd it go?"
Jim: "Well after crying for 10 hours, she killed herself."
by Jamilla Bullsemen February 5, 2010
Get the Canada's historymug. Dipping the end of moose antlers into maple syrup then shoving it deep in the asshole of a French Canadian hermaphrodite. You take it out, get him/her to shit in the Stanley Cup and then Celine Dion licks it up.
by hippieflight February 4, 2010
Get the Canada's Historymug.