Calendars

Useless pieces of paper. Whoever buys them shouldn't. Just get a digital watch.
Also, they're supposed to tell you the date. You should already know the date.
Never buy them. They are a waste of money.

Calendars are bad.

by Shroomdom January 7, 2020

Calen

Gay cunt with vagina hair and also microwave hamster

Ziqry is just like Calen lol

by Secyakmal February 24, 2019

Caleb and Lydia

A pair of people that make a really good couple. Perfect for each other in every way.

Wow, they are definitely a Caleb and Lydia!

by Brandy98789 October 18, 2008

caleb reagan

N. A man above the rest; a man without equal

that dude is like... caleb reagan

by John Schroyer January 2, 2009

Calendar Dog

A breed of dog that sniffs other dogs dates.

man walking in park with pomeranian on leash:"Hey! your dog just sniffed my dogs date"
Proud owner:"yes I know he is a Calendar Dog"

by munyuck February 2, 2009

Calendaring

To do what a calendar does; to calendar. Calendaring is the verb form of the noun, calendar. When you are calendaring, you are interacting with a calendar in some way.

"Suzie, put that phone down this instant!"
"But grandma, I was just calendaring! Your birthday is coming up, and I didn't want to forget."

by Marc IRL December 15, 2011

Calendar Bitch

A bitch who gives a calendar to everyone for every Christmas, birthday, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, anniversary etc. And doesn't give a shit. 99% of the time, the calenders will be irrelevant eg. giving 15 year old a calender of rural countryside.

GUY:''What the fuck is this present,it's a calendar''

*sharkieshas calendar*

COUSIN:''ohh, calendar bitch must of got you''

by joeytrib456 December 21, 2013