a stupid ass prickly plant that thinks it’s being slick by putting prickles aLL over it so when you think you’re touching the smooth part, you are not.
by epicdefaultdancer August 23, 2019
Get the cactusmug. Caktus is the one person who will boost your confidence with a million.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
She's always there even though she might not say anything, but the mere presence of her makes everyone around her happy.
If you ever get the chance to talk to Caktus you better take that opportunity.
Damn that's a pretty smile, it looks like Caktus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
I'd love to get Caktus with her.
That's not a 10/10, that's a Cactus!
by Robbie Sportacon December 13, 2016
Get the Cactusmug. theANGRY eX Lover Whome hATES Your Fucking Guts for cHOSING Her cHOOSEY '$i$tEr; Thee Exxx-Wife whome Took Half of Everything AMAN Earned JUST FOR BEING MARRIED TOO hIS UN-LOVABLE ASSA.; The Big Girl down thee street whome be a No-Fed-Mo-Ped ; A Phenominie found in Nature That Consumes all the good of its Enviroment and Then Wounds Anything that even comes close too it ; Thee Reason of Why Where The Wild Things Aare; .
by GoinInCircles December 29, 2023
Get the Swamp Cactusmug. by newtrendinfo January 16, 2021
Get the cactus or 🌵mug. When she hasn't shaved in a hot minute and there is a cold breeze and or she was sitting in cold water making all of the hairs on her body pointed.
"I tried to have the intercourse with her" said Fouaad "but my pikestaff got caught up on her cactus-pussy. I really wish she would have used conditioner."
by justmadethisaccountjustnow August 24, 2025
Get the Cactus-Pussymug. When you're banging your bitch and when she just about to climax you pull out and yell "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA" and then proceed to put a banana up there instead. The surprise is that there's no cactus, there's banana.
Guy: *pulls out, prepares for a Cactus Surprise* "I'M GOING TO PUT A CACTUS IN YOUR VAGINA"
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
Girl: *screams*
Guy: *puts banana in her instead*
Girl: *screams, but not from pain*
by Rhukebab January 26, 2016
Get the Cactus Surprisemug. The deep feeling of sadness you get when you think about the demotion of the best Synapse X Helpers, Vaktus. Very sad.
by Hogsbig February 2, 2019
Get the Cactus Momentmug.