cactus cuddling

When you're cuddling with your girlfriend (partner) and they haven't shaved their legs in a few days and it's like cuddling with a cactus

GF: Babe, come cuddle!
BF: Not today, I'm not into cactus cuddling!

by Prickly-Pear November 29, 2021

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cactus cock

My Mouth is so dry it's like I sucked a cactus cock

by November 07, 2020

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When dude try n make the shaft look longer than it is by shaving it, but it's all stubbly and feels like u having sex with a cactus.

Dang Boo, quit shaving your junk! You rockin' the damn cactus cock.

by Joosy Phroot December 05, 2022

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It’s when your pubic hair has very rough hair

I could barely enjoy last night! Martin had a Cactus Cock!

by Yucky Child Charmer February 10, 2020

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1. An insult referring to a stubborn person who will not be moved in their opinion.

2. Seed of a cactus.

1. Dylan is such a cactus fetus.

2. Kennedy and McKenzie decided to but some cactus fetus.

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A highly refined weapon developed by zombie-fearing bros: A baseball bat with nails protruding from every angle

Glock? Check. Machete? Check. Cactus bat? Check. Let's go kick some zombie ass

by Brobacca May 15, 2011

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Someone who doesn't talk to ugly people. Cactus being the ugly plant.

Girl 1: hey I think that boy likes you. Go talk to him.

Girl 2: nah. He's ugly.

Girl 1: you're a total cactus jumper!

by Cactibabe March 16, 2014

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