He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.
by 4ktayl June 18, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. A short king with tall energy. Bryan speaks like he’s 6’4”, but reality keeps him closer to the Earth—probably for spiritual grounding. Highly intelligent, suspiciously wise, and always one emotional spark away from launching into a passionate TED Talk no one asked for. Basically, a modern-day Napoleon who’s into chakras.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
Bryan is constantly talking about “the energies”—whether it’s the vibe in the room, the full moon, or why your third eye is blocked from eating too many Hot Cheetos. He might be small in stature, but he’s big on sage, opinions, and dramatic exits.
“Bryan walked in, said the energy was off, dropped a quote from Lao Tzu, and left. Didn’t even grab his coffee. Classic Bryan.”
by Chrispeecream June 7, 2025
Get the Bryanmug. You see that Bryan over there?
by Bryangigabrain404 June 7, 2022
Get the Bryanmug. Someone who is in the Benson family tree who eats all day everyday... food consists of filet o fish’s and corn dogs.
by Hernandez fillips April 20, 2019
Get the Bryan Bensonmug. 
Bryan: It was an accident!!!
by EthanMarasinigang November 4, 2023
Get the Bryanmug. by jo mama!! November 12, 2021
Get the bryanmug.