Brooklyn 99

Brooklyn 99 is a great show that can change the way you listen to "I want it that way" forever.
It's a cop show, and a comedy. It's very funny, you can watch basically any episode and find yourself laughing your butt off ( other than season 8 which I personally don't like ). I would recommend trying this show, you can watch it on netflix. There is swearing and some inappropriate comments (also some violence/talk of violence), but I would say its overall pretty innocent.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing???
Person 2: watching Brooklyn 99, wbu?
Person 1: SERIOUSLY?!? You've rewatched that 50 times!
Person 2: LOL, I just can't get sick of it
Person 1: I don't blame you, its really good
by Soshnazzyqueenslay April 21, 2022
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Brooklyn hanky

To plug one nostril close mouth and blow out the other, see "snot rocket"
So I'm waiting for the bus and the guy next to used his Brooklyn hanky way to close to me.
by D3ADBOY-MURD3R July 17, 2020
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Brooklyn Tech

woah you look like shit what happened?
i go to brooklyn tech
by bigbeefo September 22, 2021
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Brooklynitis

When someone moves to Brooklyn and becomes impossible to reach or spend time with. Using the excuse that you’re far away and it’s expensive and time consuming to travel and they feel guilty by inviting you over. Like...bitch it’s a two way street and you’re the sucker who chose to move there.

When someone moves to Brooklyn and never looks back. Makes new friends and barely reaches out. Saying they’re really busy even though they’ve got a healthy social life, but don’t/won’t include you in it.
My last roommate, who I got along with has brooklynitis now since moving to BedStuy.
by nightclan November 30, 2020
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brooklyn espresso

Cocaine, usually of a high-quality.
McGregor must’ve had one too many Brooklyn Espressos before tossing that hand-cart through the window of that bus.
by Sinbadd The Sailor April 11, 2018
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brooklyn rideout

god damn that girl looks like a Brooklyn Rideout
by dream is invalid February 22, 2022
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Brooklyn Salami

In the Oscar award winning adult film “donald trump and hillary clinton fucking bernie sanders and megan parody”, the term Brooklyn Salami is used by the actor playing Bernie Sanders just before going down on the actress playing Hillary Clinton. The term is in reference to his penis, as he’s rather facetiously saying that his penis is comparable in size to uncut Salami. As for the part about Brooklyn, it’s unclear to modern linguists, considering that Bernie Sanders was a politician in Vermont and never ran with the intention of passing favorable legislation for the city.
Bernie- “I’ll tell you what, you’re about to get hit with the Brooklyn Salami!”
by Lunchbox Larry and The Crew February 02, 2023
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