Bible

A bible is the holy book Christians use. It includes of all the people of God and the life of Jesus and letters. It focuses on how God saved The Jews, the people of God.

-Hey! What's your favorite part of the Bible??

-Hmm..I like the Book of Luke!

-Wow! Me too!

by iiSimplyBrxwnie November 21, 2021

smelly bible

it started as a pippeli then turned into bible because pippeli sounds like bible and it smells. as we came up with it we were tired af.

hey you have a smelly bible

yeah i know *does the ritual*

*starts singing* smelly bible *and changing the highness of the voice

by shiggybible January 17, 2020

Bibling

Masturbating by smashing your dick within the pages of a the Holy Bible

Just finished bibling, man that shit was good

by Dondo March 5, 2020

illiterate people can’t read the bible

Used when people don’t understand that something is smart/good because they lack understanding of the subject.

“Don’t worry dude, your album/movie/project isn’t bad, illiterate people can’t read the bible”

by muwtu May 3, 2020

Bible Trumpin

A podcast or any audible news sorce that spreads rumors and uses religion to win a political following although there athieus. / A fake display of faith to gain votes ; gospel in the hands of those without emathy. When someone quotes the bible with the intent of control. Fake news ment to disrupt the trust in society so they can impose there new world order
Trust = HAPPINESS and prosperity

Censor fake news

He was bible trumpin at the end of his POD cast. He went a litte overboard but there gullible. ha ha ha

by BARRY MAKOCKINER August 4, 2020

michael (the koala from the bible)

A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree

I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please

by iuhuiluhiuhiuh July 22, 2022

Argument Bible

A large clump of text sent in one message in an online argument. It is usually a long, formulated message used to support their argument, however it is pointless, since this is the internet, and no one wants to read something that big, so everyone ignores them.

"Wow, that moron's been typing for 10 minutes now, seems he's typing an argument bible or something."

by Mr. KokoPudgeFudge July 26, 2022