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Benjamin

Well…where do I start.

Ben has an enormous penis he makes Dr Sins insecure.
Enough said.
Benjamin has a big shlong
by Psycho11 March 29, 2022
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Benjamin

Benjamin
(ben-juh-min)

An annoying little cunt with no friends who won’t shut up. Overcompensates for his tiny peepee by spending way too much time at the gym, flexing muscles nobody asked to see. Usually short, loud, and desperate for attention — the kind of guy who thinks he’s intimidating but everyone’s just laughing at him.
“Don’t invite that Benjamin, he’ll just show up alone, flex his biceps, and talk about himself while nobody listens.”
by Obama has dih August 19, 2025
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Benjamin Gelb

A great man, any girl loves him. So does any man
OMG DID YOU SEE BENJAMIN GELB? HES SOOO SEXY AND I WANT TO BAANG HIM
by tobyhearst August 16, 2022
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aka a guy with really weak shins
“oh look it’s benjamin george thomas the third, i dented his shin the other week”
by c1nnxm0n August 2, 2022
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Benjaminism

The man sat on the couch and practiced benjaminism
by Rezgac January 26, 2019
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Benjamin Hale

benjamin hale is a brunette posh boy who lives in a posh house. ben is in love with a a girl named ruby <3
‘omg did you see benjamin hale?’
‘ben is so posh’
by TheBest!! August 30, 2021
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