string beaned

the act of dangling ones tampon string on the forehead of another individual. This action is then followed by the repeated side by side motion of the string.

She pulled her pants down and string beaned her boyfriend while he has passed out

by brownt69 March 4, 2014

Teddy Beared

Teddy bear zone is when a man is found inside a territory like the friendzone except the girl only talks to him for emotional reasons. This happens when a girl is in need of a best friend and she settles for one too fast. The man and the woman only talk about feeling and such then go on with their lives. This is why it is the teddy bear zone, the girl simply uses the man as a teddy bear to tell her secrets too. It is even harder to escape than the friendzone. Therefore he is teddy beared

Dude, you're so deep in the friendzone you are gona get teddy beared soon

by alex3798 May 28, 2014

The Bearded Chin Wonder

A fury man-ape with a beard that connects to his ponytail to form a lions mane. He is known to hide shatter covered blunts in his hair to avoid detection while sneaking into concerts.

Oooohh shit its Ilian the motha fucking Bearded Chin Wonder!!!

Loc-"Who's bringing the beers?"
Me-"The Bearded Chin Wonder"

by Ebonizzle September 29, 2017

jelly breaded

When a women has a nice big healthy ass with a nice motion to her walk.

Damn! That girl is light weight jelly breaded .

by Mouth Piece October 13, 2017

get beaned

when you slam a box of beans on someones head
a fun way to say you will die next

a word often used when drunk

Head beans: "WATCH OUT IMMA BEAN YOU"
death: "your about to get beaned, say goodbye"
drunk: "get beaned sonny, get beaned"

by bbEanEDDDD December 7, 2017

soft-bearded man

A man or manchild(usually a millennial) that has a beard but most likely gets it trimmed weekly. This man gets offended very easily, and violently opposes hate speech. He would not dare use his hands for manual labor or for properly pleasing a woman. He is a feminist, his wife makes more money than him, and he hates white privilege.

"Hey I heard Lumberjack Leslie has to ask his wife before he does anything!" "Yeah, he's a soft-bearded man."

by Scranton Strangler April 14, 2018

riders beared

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do

Why are you still reading this
Riders beared

by Hryduahegsudhdhrhrudjdhdjwshhs April 16, 2019