bagel

Someone who is extremely cheap.

(Comes from the generic Jew characteristic of frugal, and the fact that all Jews love bagels)

Dude, don't be a bagel, I need the money for my enema!

by CamBam! November 20, 2004

Bagel Racing

Drunken party game where 2 or more males stand in a circle around a bagel and proceed to jack off onto the bagel. The male who ejaculates last must eat the cum covered bagel

Peter: I am drunk and horny and there is no one at this lame party but a bunch of dudes. What can we possibly do for fun.

Steve: I know, lets bagel race!

Peter: Ok!

by Paul September 7, 2004

jew bagel

A bagel usually comprised of cream cheese. Said to called a jew bagel as many jews eat this delicacy as a breakfast.

Guy 1: Hey man, pass me the bagel and cream cheese
Guy 2: What planning on making a Jew bagel?
Guy 1: Hey man, I'm no Jew, but I think these Jews are onto something. This stuff is good!

by Martyre gall December 25, 2007

Jew Bagel

Someone who is acting as selfishly as a Jew's Bagel.

You fucking Jew Bagel!!

by surfer1014 October 16, 2008

badeli

Someone who is of high class and always shows it off; rich (and snobby)

Donald Trump is very badeli.

by Mike Sanaiha April 18, 2007

bagels.cos

The embodiment of perfection, is a cosplayer and has over 5k on tiktok

Person A: Hey have you heard of @bagels.cos?

Person B: Yea I follow her! She’s really cool!

by A_Useless_Person January 3, 2021

duche bagel

anyone who is smells like shit and/or eats cunt for a living

Your a fucking duche bagel.
Fuck you you fucking duche bagel.
Your mom's a Fucking duche bagel.

by bonfire666 November 29, 2007