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Hanky Bastard

A term used to address somebody when you're too drunk to recognise whos talking to you
Guy: Bro! Get the fuck away from my girl... I'm gonna kick the shit outta you!
Drunk: ...Buck...the fack...up...ya Hanky Bastard

Jon: James you just puked on my shoes asshole!
James: ...haha, you hanky bastard.........damn straight
by pseudodactyl November 3, 2010
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Barbell Bastard

Large nipple piercings on a man. A type of super kink.
Gov. Andrew Cuomo is a barbell bastard. He has to have them.
by HarvestGoodness April 4, 2020
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Rat Bastard

Omg he is so bad and stinky. He is live in side of the sewers and is so smelly omg. This smells really bad and I think he likes obama and he likes joe joe bidan and he like s donild trompand because he is a rat stinky. he eats trash yeah but his faverite food is ToES AND FEET! rat badterd love feet yummy.
The Rat Bastard is being cringe again!! Get the bug spray......
by CindyDriver October 20, 2020
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Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard
'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'
by The Noel Man November 15, 2017
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Bastard Gonk

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known
by Crammed Police November 28, 2017
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Ugly Bastard

A character that is revolting that grope and finger fuck an anime school girl, a teacher or a house wife in doujin and hentai. A character that has a shiny bald head, an shaggy gut, one tooth in his mouth and usually smell like greasy modly garbage that force themselves onto anime girl victims.

Don't worry usually in these doujin and hentai the female character wind up adore being touched by a ugly bastard and becomes a mindless cumdumpster.

It's a very popular hentai tag.
An ugly bastard is a freak in hentai that forcefully plow an anime girl.
by Worldgonetococo June 10, 2022
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Twatty bastard

An annoying, stupid or horrible person; basically a funnier way of calling someone a twat or a bastard
by Henry1342 October 11, 2016
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