A variable that usually created on accident without knowing that it was created until it comes back and becomes completely out of your control. Like a bastard child.
Nick didn't realize that punching that llama would become a bastard variable and come back on him in a major way.
by .XV!::: March 30, 2009
A shit that refuses to move either out or in, nor can it be pinched off. leaving you in limbo at the point of production.
by dadofreggie September 03, 2015
Omg he is so bad and stinky. He is live in side of the sewers and is so smelly omg. This smells really bad and I think he likes obama and he likes joe joe bidan and he like s donild trompand because he is a rat stinky. he eats trash yeah but his faverite food is ToES AND FEET! rat badterd love feet yummy.
by CindyDriver October 20, 2020
by Josborne2:12 March 11, 2018
A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.
*silence*
B: You birthday bastard.
B: You bastard.
*silence*
B: You birthday bastard.
by theSinWack June 09, 2023
Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!
by Sargasm Knockers October 17, 2017
Gamer 1:"Mike has been feeding and flaming his adc non stop.
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
Gamer 2:"He has been playing league of legends for way too long and his brain has devolved into the one a bastard brain would have."
by IIm not gay kay? May 09, 2020