Yanky bastard

An American you fat American shits get up and do something apart from being a bunch of faggots with vaginas and shooting up schools you fat dirty cunts TimFS I’ll chop ur whole family because their a bunch of hairy slags

You yanky bastard if you say soccer again will stab ur fat cunt in you prick

by English are trannys December 12, 2021

Bastard Pet

A bastard pet is when someone in a relationship buys or adopts a pet without the support or even against the wishes of the other person in the relationship.

“No way I’m cleaning up your dogs shit off my living room floor. I told you getting a dog was not a good idea now I’m the one having to pay for this Bastard pet!”

by EPPLE December 31, 2020

Sweaty bastard

Someone that tries that little bit too hard

'I can't get a seat in the library today'
'Yeah mate it's all the sweaty bastards taking the seats'

by The Noel Man November 15, 2017

bastard fetus

A baby who is conceived to un-married parents.

Yo, I can't believe you knocked up yo girlfriend with a bastard fetus, and won't even consider marrying her!

by Sargasm Knockers October 16, 2017

Bastard Gonk

Totally stupid and annoying person.

Ian is the biggest bastard gonk I've ever known

by Crammed Police November 28, 2017

grimey bastards

A dirty or messed up, the do you wrong type of guy, the idc about any girl, just a Mr.WasteMyTime

Damn, fuck those grimey bastards, they really fucked us over

by Josborne2:12 March 12, 2018

Birthday Bastard

The bastard who enjoys making birthdays less fun.

A: *Pops all the FUN COLOURFUL balloons and eats ALL the cake.*
B: You bastard.

*silence*

B: You birthday bastard.

by theSinWack June 9, 2023